Couchman

a term for a person who, at the end of every party, ends up passed out on the couch.

It looks like Brett is the designated Couchman for tonight.

by Big Daddy D Glenn February 5, 2012

Couchman

A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.

I haven't met all my siblings, because my dad was a Couchman

by That one guy DD February 11, 2014

Couchman

Couchman.. also means slag cheat and a liar.

Hi I'm Mrs Couchman and I fuck everything I can just like my mum

by Fishe Rowe November 12, 2017

Couchmandude

That one dude that was on your couch once for a bit

I got a couchmandude hogging the tv in the living room

by Keveanureeves December 30, 2022