Cosmopolitan

A guide on how to be a worthless whore.

Bob: I heard that Kate reads Cosmopolitan.

Tim: So that explains the outfi- *drools uncontrollably*

by InvisibleWater2 November 7, 2012

cosbypolitian

A drink laced with sedatives. Aka roofie

Her date handed her a cosbypolitian at the bar.

by SecularSurfer February 28, 2016

rootless cosmopolitan

Term for Jewish intellectuals who are considered unpatriotic. Coined originally by Stalin

New York is full of rootless cosmopolitans

by mantis toboggan July 17, 2020

cosmopolitan

Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..

some guy: Katy reads cosmopolitan
other guy: Hmm.. that explains why shes such a slut

by towel401 September 22, 2004

Cosmopolitan

Codeword for a Jewish person implying they are part of a rootless, international clique that only look out for fellow tribe members. Generally it is used to refer to a prominent Jew in government, media, or business. Accordingly, their actions benefit their group above all else and are often detrimental to their nations of origin. Used in a similar context as globalist.

"Who is behind the push to accept more refugees?"

"Cosmopolitan elites of course"

by strangebrewn October 29, 2018

Cosbipolitan

A spiked drink usually consisting of roofies or molly.

Bill Cosby enjoyed mixing his special cosbipolitans for his victims.

by A. Steele December 24, 2014

Bill Cosmopolitan

1/2 oz of Fresh lime juice, 1 oz Cranberry juice, 1/2 oz Cointreau, 1 1/2 oz Vodka Citron, 1 tablet of GHB. Serve chilled. Garnish with slice of lime. Will most likely cause the consumer of the beverage to pass out, leaving them open to sexual violation.

Frat Guy #1: Hey, so how are you gonna try to get Vanessa over there to fuck with you tonight?

Frat Guy #2: I'm thinking about fixing her a Bill Cosmopolitan. *winks*

Frat Guy #1: You smart ass motherfucker. Go get her Brock.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016