Cortney

The beautiful girl who has tons of friends! Never seen without a smile and without a laugh! Doesn't care what people think of her and is all around amazing. She is lovely and loves to read. They are great and they don't go through a day without making everyone around them laugh their butts off just with what she says. Being friends with her is one of the greatest things anyone can do. If you know someone who is a Cortney, then you are very lucky!!
Person 1: "OMG! She is amazing! Does anyone know who that is?"

Person 2: "I know, she is great! Her name is Cortney!"
by Reader101 March 18, 2013
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Cortney

Cortney, a woman that will shake your foundation when you meet her. She is the type of person that makes everyone feel welcome. She has no enemies only friends. Cortney is kind and loving. Cortney is the type of person that you can’t help but be around. She is sweet and loving. If you are one of the lucky One to love her back then the your world will be better for it. If by chance you are a guy that get to put a ring on a Cortney’s finger thing you have accomplished something people have only dreamed about. For a Cortney is not easy to impress. But if you are lucky then she will be yours forever no matter what happens you have a teammate for life.
Man- what’s that one girl that makes everyone feel amazing.

Friend- that’s cortney.
Man- that’s right! She is the best!
Friend- yeah, someday I will merry that girl.

Man- you will try!

Friend- I have already done so.
by Eggshire December 16, 2017
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Cortney

n. celebrity the girl form of "courtney" she usually is an absolutey beautiful young woman in every way possible. she is gorgeous, her mind is sharp as a blade and her vocabulary and easy command of the english language both astounds and impresses, further she has the most wonderful personality you could ever ask for in a girl. she is kind to her man and would do anything for him that she loves she is faithful and no man need ever wonder about her. she is the absolute perect girl to have if you are into smart pretty girls and serious relationships. do not be alarmed if she goes mysteriously silent after youve said somthing stupid, shes just hurt and shes trying not to say anything because even though you may have broken her heart 1000 times she would never want to hurt you. she isnt weak tho, quite to the contrary hers is the inner strength of a lioness, this on top of phenomenal beauty and astounding intelligence make her one to be respected and never taken for granted.
hey man do you see that girl? shes such a cortney id love to get with her
by thatother8.1.10kid June 20, 2011
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Cortney

An Amazing Smart Hot Blonde!a great girl!Very easy to fall in love with!Has many friends that love her!
Omg Cortney is such a sweetheart i love her
by Cortney181 January 27, 2009
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Cortnei

An alien robot sent back in time to destroy humanity.
Cortnei tried to kill me today.
by JessieBloo July 11, 2008
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Cortney

A girl that has huge, multiple dix. She flops them on the table at the end of the day, but nonetheless they still exist. Often have big noses, noticeable cankles, and lack boobs.
Did you know that Cortney is a transvestite?
I didn't until I saw her flop her multiple penises out on the table.
by Taylor Ramone January 07, 2012
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Cortney

a short blonde whore who seems sweet but is very easy and cry's a lot; an ugly hoe
don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust no don't trust Cortney
by Im on a boat like a boss June 13, 2009
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