cousting

cock jousting. Like the medieval version, but using your cock as the lance. Not to be confused with clousting

To amuse themselves Eddy and James would often indulge in a spot of cousting

by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

crapdusting

The practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.

"Eleven people upchucked in the hallway after Bill crapdusted the entrance to the comedy show. A magnificent, high-hobopower crapdusting that will be remembered for years."

by NJC November 30, 2009

Combusting Herpes

The most unappealing website name to ever exist, only teenagers who think they are edgy and cool by swearing and making sexual innuendos and pseudo rapist comments find the site to be any good.

"Combusting Herpes? Who would find a website like that to be any good?"

by MM132 May 27, 2013

Extreme Cropdusting

The act of ripping a mean-ass shit cloud from your asshole while you’re on a roller coaster. Preferably, when you’re seated at the front of the ride and during the drop so your ghostly gassy giant nails your fellow passengers directly in their faces at high velocity while they’re screaming with their mouths wide open.

I was riding the popular Six Flags coaster, Kingda Ka, when I decided it was my chance to do some top-tier Extreme Cropdusting… The other passengers had ass-breath for weeks.

by Dr.P.Nis March 13, 2022

Cropdusting

When used in reference to the service industry, "Crop-dusting" is defined as the act in which an employee of the restaurant or bar farts, and then walks by a table s/he does not like.

Related Forms: Crop-dust. Crop-dusted, Crop-duster

"Do you smell something other than our food? I think we've just been a victim of cropdusting!"

by Bob3472 October 25, 2009

cropdusting

the act of going to some other location to fart so that your environment is unsoiled,
b. passing gas then leaving the area so as not to be blamed for it.

I went to Hendrick's cubicle and cropdusted him while he was on the phone with accounting.

by Sky King December 26, 2004