cooties

A deadly germ caused by under-aged kids. Commonly known as(Coo-ties). A North American Germ, tranferred from one kid to another.By kids calling them-self liking each other. This germ can became very deadly, if not treated by the parent/s.

My little girl was six years old, when she came home one-day and had gotten the (COO-TIES)from a little boy, she like at school. My little girl said she only played with the little boy at recess and in the classroom. She always would say he was cute and now she has the Cooties!

by Mrs 2 Click April 5, 2008

cooties

According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").

Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"

by b_bold November 17, 2009

cooties

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.

OMG! he has the cooties! EW

by ladeela April 2, 2009

cooties

Slang term for head lice.
Also some childish urban legend that a person contracts lice from contact with females. Probably dates back to a time when people never bathed and the risk of getting a disease was high.

I remember back in the days when kids were afraid of getting "cooties" from girls, until they reached adolescence and learned about sex.

by AYB May 27, 2003

cooties

Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.

Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005

cooties

cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..

that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)

by gina and sarah December 28, 2005

cooties

\"disease\" given from one person to the next.

In 1864 an elemtry school teacher in new york was talking to her children about \"touching\" each other, so she said \"you\'ll get cooties if you touch her/him!\" and it went on from that

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