cooommmmiiiiing

Most commonly said when somebody asks you to do them a favor and you want them to know that you'll take care of it right away.

"'Hey Omar, could you throw the trash out whenever you get a chance?'
...
'Cooommmmiiiiing'"

by steam punk February 23, 2015

Croomf

it can mean crusty oomf or well baked oomf. It is used in twitter dot com.

Im stalking croomf's profile rn

by renjunstfu March 7, 2021

cloomfa

mimi - alicious

that food was the epitome of cloomfa

by rawr xd slurpitious May 14, 2022

Choomf

A choomf is a childhood oomf

E-"Omg oomf blocked me today 😔 "
L-"what's that?"
E-"my childhood oomf duh"
L-"ok so what's an oomf"
E-"you know my crush"
L- "so a choomf is a childhood crush"

by Ezrathesheeeeeep June 5, 2022

cocomfmelon

something that is just so crazy it’s just coco mother fucking melon.

Maddie and Mallory are always COCOMFMELON

by sexyjew123 January 17, 2023

Croomfalicious

When you’re croomfing hard on the croomf

“Wow, I’m croomfalicious”

by croomfsona August 1, 2023

croomfiationship

Twitter slang; a combination of croomf and situationship to mean a mutual crush (cr-) between two mutuals (-oomf) that results in an undefined, low-stakes, and intense romantic relationship.

Person A: Ugh, I keep seeing my ex-croomfiationship on the tl and accidentally liked one of their retweets. I thought I soft-blocked them.
Person B: Honestly, I'd deactivate if I were you.

by ilovemybfpedropascal January 22, 2024