Coonarama

A large amount of Coons in the one place.

"Man, it's coonarama in here!"

by Jimbobbyboo September 27, 2007

Crontard

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

by EagleAS October 29, 2011

coontacuntay

Better written as "COONtaCUNTay" to place emphasis, a coontacuntay is an awful black women whom are the lowest form of social parasites. They complain about everything, and generally useless with nothing to offer. Often, they purposely allow themselves to be impregnated and raise equally awful offspring who commit crimes and are killed by police. These women live for these moments when they can win the "Nigger Lotto" by being martyrs for equally bad white liberals. A defining charateristic are their enormous noses rear ends and loud voices. They are known to purposely incite conflict and claim racism where it doesn't exist. Their constant anger stems from the fact that black men (and generally everyone) want nothing to do with them.

That damn COONtaCUNTay claimed I was a racist for asking her to do her job and sued the company for a fortune!

by Alabamaniac November 7, 2022

Coontact

Having contact with an African American

What a bad day at work, too much coontact

by Louis Farakoon September 14, 2008

coontastic

Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.

1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."

2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."

by Eric Talbot January 21, 2008

Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.

Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.

by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011

coontail

a long, strange piece of hair on a girl's head that is dyed in a horizontal stripe pattern, usually in a combination of unnatural colors like white, pink, orange, blue, etc. good for scene girls who take themselves way too seriously.

holy mother, look at that coontail. i always wonder how exactly they dye it that way.

by ellular May 8, 2007