compenisate

When someone attempts to compensate for their inadequate/small penis size.

"Look at that guy's huge pick up truck!"
"Yeah, he's obviously trying to compenisate."

by Urban Knowledge August 29, 2012

cooperism

The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.

Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"

by MadForEmmaWatson December 5, 2013

copenis

wingman; a trustworthy friend with a penis

working alongside someone who has a penis

"You want to go clubbin' tonight?"
"Only if you're my copenis!"
"I'll be your copenis anytime!"

"Were you in the library?"
"Yeah, I was working copenis with Jimmy and Joe."

by Jotorka December 7, 2011

conpends

Conpends is another way of saying depends but in a 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 way

Jess: Are you doing today?
Ellie: Conpends

by Denki Kaminari (Pikachu) November 8, 2020

Countenish

Lightly stroke

I like to countenish my vagina

by Makkkandcheese June 12, 2021

Compenise

A way of asking if a person would like company for a period of time

Claudia: Would you like me to compenised you over the weekend?
Kaylee: Fuck yeah cum in my eyes too

by ciy August 28, 2021

Cockpenis

When a penis and a cock come together.

Your a cockpenis you fag.

by Sarah bickes May 10, 2018