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cooliosis

a disease so cool it is also a way to define a person
Dave - hey you mummo is a cool dood

John - cooliosis

Dave - geez man thats so cool and ya mum at the same time...
by Cooliosis June 8, 2018
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Cooliosis

An amazing word invented by a very intelligent person; used to describe anything of relevance that is approved by the person speaking
Harvard supervisor: So why do you believe you are qualified to attend the university?
Student applying: I don't really know anything except this school is pretty cooliosis.
Harvard supervisor: Your accepted...this might just be our best student!
by that_one_wierdo_78 April 11, 2020
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cooliosis

The process of reproducing coolness. It is like mitosis, but with coolness.

However, it is meant as a response to a situation one deems worthy of more than a simple cool The "cool" is designed to be spread through others, and "cooliosis" shows that it is meant to be enjoyed by all.
Drug Dealer 1: Hey did we make any money?
Drug Dealer 2: Yeah, 2 grand
Drug Dealer 1: Cooliosis.
by atlpride November 9, 2012
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coolioliosis

In short, a longer phrase that can be used when something is cool, and awesome, but doesn't mean its extremely cool. Instead of saying coolio, or cool all the time you can say this word.

Also can be used if Person A says something, hoping that Person B will say that it was cool, but person B can just say "coolioliosis" and Person B doesn't really have to agree that its cool. Like if he is doing something else, he can just say "coolioliosis."
Person A: Dude i just made out with some hot chick!
Person B: Coolioliosis.
or
Person A: Dude that movie we saw was awesome!
Person B: I know it was coolioliosis!
by Lordcow12 February 7, 2008
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coolioness

the act of trying to be cool, but endibg up looking like complete ghey douche bag

a word people try to used to make them sound but it jusy really annoys the fuck out of people
douche: hey guys wasnt that movie just coolioness?!!

guy: did you just fucking say "coolioness"?!

douche: yeah!!!!

guy: dude your a fucking douche!! get the hell away from me!!
by crAnk_[lynn marie] February 11, 2009
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cooliosis

combination of coolio, sis, and scoliosis
used as an affirmative response and adjective describing something cool
that was pretty cooliosis, my dude
by weaasella January 5, 2021
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Coolioness

“Bro you have so much coolioness today
Thanks bro!!!”
by snellie January 1, 2023
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