cooliosis

back-breakingly cool, gnarly or nifty

1. "I bought a talking cactus today" "Oh, cooliosis!"

2. "She is cooliosis"

by wordywordword April 23, 2011

coolionosis

More than cool.
More than freaking awesome.
It's in a league of its own.
You can't say it like a ditzy white girl, or a gangsta, or even a hippie.

Squint your eyes and say it like you mean it.

Shannon: Guess. What.
Vincent: *yawns* What.
Shannon: I won the lottery!
Vincent: COOLIONOSIS!

by Chanon. July 22, 2006

coolyonessest

is used with great explication of something that is far out.

"That ride at thet park was so coolyonessest"

by Mike Anderson July 1, 2003

cooliosis

a disease so cool it is also a way to define a person

Dave - hey you mummo is a cool dood

John - cooliosis

Dave - geez man thats so cool and ya mum at the same time...

by Cooliosis June 8, 2018

Cooliosis

An amazing word invented by a very intelligent person; used to describe anything of relevance that is approved by the person speaking

Harvard supervisor: So why do you believe you are qualified to attend the university?
Student applying: I don't really know anything except this school is pretty cooliosis.
Harvard supervisor: Your accepted...this might just be our best student!

by that_one_wierdo_78 April 11, 2020

cooliosis

The process of reproducing coolness. It is like mitosis, but with coolness.

However, it is meant as a response to a situation one deems worthy of more than a simple cool The "cool" is designed to be spread through others, and "cooliosis" shows that it is meant to be enjoyed by all.

Drug Dealer 1: Hey did we make any money?
Drug Dealer 2: Yeah, 2 grand
Drug Dealer 1: Cooliosis.

by atlpride November 9, 2012

coolioness

the act of trying to be cool, but endibg up looking like complete ghey douche bag

a word people try to used to make them sound but it jusy really annoys the fuck out of people

douche: hey guys wasnt that movie just coolioness?!!

guy: did you just fucking say "coolioness"?!

douche: yeah!!!!

guy: dude your a fucking douche!! get the hell away from me!!

by crAnk_[lynn marie] February 11, 2009