coolarooni

When somone or somthing is cooler than cool, but is still not the coolest.

If Jim was coolarooni, he would have been invited to come to my party.

by A. Petree July 4, 2006

Coolcarl

When an individual freezes their feces and proceeds to use it as an instrument for sexual pleasure. Preferably a dildo.

It’s so hot to day X. I agree Y, and I’m so bored!
Hey! I just remember I prepared two Coolcarls overnight!

by Evangelos January 15, 2007

Coolaroonie

Cooler than cool, but still not the coolest.

Person1: So did you ever see that movie?

Person2: Yeah.

Person1: Did you like it?

Person2: Yeah, it was pretty coolaroonie.

by oeljay January 15, 2008

cooltard

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool

I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.

by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008

coolcatdude4

coolcatdude4 is a word to describe a friend. Like how people use “bestie” to describe a friend. =D

coolcatdude4 is a vry cool dude =)

by stinkyratdude July 22, 2021

cool car tax

The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool

Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.

Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.

by Li Big Body November 2, 2023

coolcat

A word used by middle-aged men to describe someone who is cool. 'Coolcat's' will often listen to vile dad rock, i.e. Status Quo. The term 'coolcat' can also be used in a sarcastic manor, directed towards someone who believe they are cooler than they actually are.

'Hey, what's wrong? Is your dad not enough of a 'coolcat' to be hanging around at your school prom?'

'Oh your boy friend is a bit of a bcooooolcat/b with that flowered shirt, isn't he?'

by bob the homosexual July 21, 2006