confine

Keep or restrict someone or something within certain limits of (space,scope,quanity,or time)

He does not confine his message to politics.

by ddddrrrynhgggggggggggdadevin January 23, 2018

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

by Cretzel April 12, 2021

continuum transfunctioner

The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power.

"We are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
Who are you guys?
We're not guys.
We're hot chicks.
She's totally right.
The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device
...and...
...and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power. "

by TraGuss September 5, 2006

Date-Time Continuum

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.

Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."

by Kamputer July 20, 2010

Contingency plan

Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan.

According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.

Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"

by N00berson McGee December 26, 2011

corzine

verb. to trust your money to a prominent individual and to find it has mysteriously disappeared

"Oh no! Look at the financial statement. We have been corzined!"

by daleallen January 6, 2012

Amaris (continued)

Amaris likes to experiment and shake things up and she might do so in changing up her hair or learning a new skill. She can sometimes come off as easy-going but usually she has a set goal and when she puts her mind to something there's no stopping her-once started she must finish it! She gets good grades and is not genius level smart but is still pretty smart, and she knows it. Still she doesn't go around bragging. Amaris is beautiful and making her happy makes you happy. A lot of people take Amaris for granted because she's a reliable friend and will never stab you in the back. Ever. So if you have an Amaris in your life, make sure she knows how much you really appreciate her.

Amaris (continued)
Girl 1: Amaris is so good at that and she only started last week!
Girl 2: That's because she's so determined!!

Girl 3: You can trust Amaris- she'd never tell your secrets.
Girl 4: She's so nice.

by SlurpNugget November 22, 2019