weiner coozie

Anything used to assist a penis in maintaining a constant temperature. Typically a vagina, but occasionally other orifices may be used.

Jared put his 16 ounce silver bullet into her weiner coozie, but he said it was stretchy enough to hold a six pack.

by Brandon Gorman January 24, 2007

on connie

the gay truth

person 1: that’s so gay that
person 2: on connie bro

by ightbetbro- October 21, 2020

cozzie

Australian word for a 'swim suit', Speedos, bikini, etc. Also known as togs.

Put your cozzie on, we're going to the pool!

by Claire...izzle December 9, 2008

Cinzie

A fun-loving girl with a super nice ass.

Dude, did you hear what Cinzie said about Ben?

by Dudeofmany101 August 11, 2020

coozie

A beer holder that keeps your beer cold. An insulated wrap that holds a can of beer. Usually made of Neophrene or styrophome
(Must be a Southern term)

Do you havw a coozie for my beer?

by jon December 11, 2003

Libbies and Connies

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

by Drewnine March 15, 2009

Condie

1. A name given to a person of the opposite sex that you find attractive.
2. A mythical creature said to be so attractive, anyone who looks at it will melt.

Weoo, I've spotted me a condie.

OMGosh, look at that condie over there. I just melted in my pants.

by iknowyouloveit November 24, 2010