Convoluted

The best word ever, only to be used incorrectly in everyday conversation

Jeremy: My toaster just exploded.
Sarah: Wow. That's convoluted.

by singitupp June 2, 2010

convolution factor

a scale from one to five (1-5) with five being the most severe, that describes the way someone will adjust their speaking and writing to sound more intelligent or experienced to impress someone they want to date; while intending to sound worldly, people employing a high convolution factor often come across as confusing or just plain idiots

When Linda said she didn't know anything about cars, Brian started speaking at about a convolution factory of 4 to impress her.

by Sexy Simian December 3, 2010

convomitulations

Hurry! You are with the smelly guy!

Convomitulations you are dating a stinky guy!

by Jeeknee June 17, 2003

convoit

convoit means to convert somthing, I really need this convoiting, convoit money.

Hey did you want to go to cash convoiters I have things to pawn off,

I hate going to canada they have to convoit all my money.

by openupfordaddy May 16, 2011

CONvoLUTION

the possibility that some 500 CONgressmen could get together and accidentally make a useful decision - in approximately several billion years.....(many of the same folks seem to believe in evolution)

HE: Are we out of this economic mess yet?

SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....

by op_position September 2, 2011

Convoluted

Needlessly over the top; wack

Christian Ritchot’s life story is convoluted

by FinalPie March 10, 2023

convolting

Convolting- when you cum and you shake or spasm violently

He was convolting when he came in his hand.

by Adrienne the gay March 15, 2023