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Organic Consulting

this is a new phenomenon in the professional services or consulting industry where consultants are straightforward and truthful with their clients. They are "keeping it real" and cutting out the bullshit. They don't use buzzwords and try to be honest as possible. Like organic food, organic consulting is consulting without fluff.
Your client wants to close their widget factory in China and open it in California. If you practice Organic Consulting you would say "are you nuts, you'll lose money. Don't be an idiot." Whereas, the typical consultant would say "that's an interesting idea, let's investigate further and prepare a business case. We charge $300 per hour for that service."
by VI Island Boy August 24, 2009
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Universal Web Consulting

Web consulting companies typically specialize in one or more of the following areas:

-- Web & Graphic Design
-- Search Engine Marketing
-- Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Marketing
-- Organic Lead Generation
-- Social Network Management
-- Social Network Advertising & Marketing
-- eCommerce Setup and Execution
etc
etc
etc

Universal Web Consulting companies are able to assist clients with all of these areas of interest.
I didn't realize that I would need to hire a PPC consulting company after my website was designed. I should have found a universal web consulting company that could have designed my site and helped me with advertising.
by Jack K. White August 19, 2010
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constating

originating or establishing
A check of the company's constating documents indicated that it was incorparated ten years earlier for the purpose of importing electronic goods.
by Timothy Boyle August 28, 2005
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energy consulting

The First Rule of Energy Consulting is you do not talk about Energy Consulting.
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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Consummating that ass

To fuck your newly married partners asshole with a cock/strappon so hard they quite literally feel it for weeks.
~person one~ hey i was totally Consummating that ass last night, she/he was screaming so loud we got kicked out of the hotel.
~person two~ oh shit is she/he okay?!
~person one~ yeah but i don't think she/he'll be sitting any time soon.
by sexygerl July 20, 2016
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Intertec Consulting

An IT solutions company based in Phoenix, Arizona that outsources work to Costa Rica. They have a horrible reputation of mistreating employees.
Those IT guys at Intertec Consulting are a bunch of lazy ass fakes and frauds.
by judasiscariot2010 February 24, 2010
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Consultation

(Chiefly British:) A period before a decision (such as a new regulation) takes effect, during which opposed opinions are heard.

A consultation usually takes place after an unpopular resolution has been made by the authorities. Usually a consultation offers the illusion that people's opinions matter and that said decision can change, where in fact they are merely designed to let steam out.

Consultations also 'cover the decision maker's arse': when the decision turns out to be a mistake, the absence of public records of the consultations allows the decision maker to claim to share the responsibility.
The announcement of budget cuts was followed by a brief consultation, during which everyone chickened out and nobody spoke up.
by Harry Tuttle September 19, 2010
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