World domination through the power of positive thinking and outlandish work ethic. Generating success through the "work hard, play hard" enviroment while caring and helping others reach a milestone in their career.
by John Blevins July 8, 2012
Get the Milestone Consulting mug.The person who goes by this name is definitely most handsome, funny and nice guy you will ever meet. Firstly he will seem kinda odd, but when you are going to know him better, he will turn out to be very soulful. If you have a Constantin keep him and never let him go. It’s probably the best thing that can happen to your life. Professional advice: Get yourself a Constantin as friend/bf !
Oh and he definitely has a big dick.
Oh and he definitely has a big dick.
(person): “why are you so happy?“
(girl): “because my boyfriend is a Constantin and always makes me happy“
(some person): “oh wow i’m so jealous. how can a person be as perfect as Constantin?“
(girl): “there is no possible way to be as perfect as these people. sorry BRO you fucked up“
The end of the story: the person commits genocide out of jealousy.
(girl): “because my boyfriend is a Constantin and always makes me happy“
(some person): “oh wow i’m so jealous. how can a person be as perfect as Constantin?“
(girl): “there is no possible way to be as perfect as these people. sorry BRO you fucked up“
The end of the story: the person commits genocide out of jealousy.
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Star character of the Hellblazer series in the Vertigo imprint of DC comics, John Constantine is a British magus and one of the most important and powerful magicians on earth. Very cunning and decietful, his actions are usually selfish and have cost several of his friends thier lives. Has bumped heads with both demonic and angelic forces, not to mention pagan gods and entities. Also a chain smoker.
Not to be confused with his one-dimensional, Americanized and dark haired Keanu Reeves counterpart.
Not to be confused with his one-dimensional, Americanized and dark haired Keanu Reeves counterpart.
Jo: "Are you Constantine?"
John Constantine: "Yeah."
Jo: "You're a prick."
John Constantine: "Me secret's out then."
John Constantine: "Yeah."
Jo: "You're a prick."
John Constantine: "Me secret's out then."
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I was going to work for a large bank, but then I realized I could do easier work and make more money consulting for the banks, by using meaningless phrases executives love to hear.
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I asked him about the weather and he totally Constantinides me for hours about how weather affects the tonality of an acoustic guitar.
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