Cock connoisseur

An individual who travels the land far and wide, tasting all varieties of human penis, subsequently rating and favouring them, possibly producing some form of TV show or journal in the process.

Now on BBC Two, David Attenborough: Cock connoisseur.

by Kieran and Michael February 11, 2009

hairy conniption

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.

When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle

by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014

conniption fit

A conniption fit is a spontaneous outburst of anger or frustration, usually precipitated by an act of stupidity or neglect. Wild animation, gesticulations, and flailing of limbs often accompanies said outburst, adding visual flavor to the experience.

"If your mother gets home before you clean this up, she'll have a conniption fit!"

by Plasmo July 1, 2014

conquish

A mix of conquer and vanquish which should only be used to describe epic victories of magnificent proportions.

We shall ride into battle and conquish all who oppose us!
Never again shall they deny us a win of magnificent proportions.

by johnwindim February 23, 2011

anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures

Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.

by KPVA February 18, 2010

turd connoisseur

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.

A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

conniving cunt

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.

i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.

by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007