hairy conniption

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.

When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle

by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014

conniption fit

A conniption fit is a spontaneous outburst of anger or frustration, usually precipitated by an act of stupidity or neglect. Wild animation, gesticulations, and flailing of limbs often accompanies said outburst, adding visual flavor to the experience.

"If your mother gets home before you clean this up, she'll have a conniption fit!"

by Plasmo July 1, 2014

hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.

Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.

by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

Bitch-Conniption

A bitch having a conniption. Conniption meaning a display of bad temper or having a tantrum. Bitch goes ape shit. Slang terms can be used of the word "Bitchniption" "Bitch-Connips" ect.

Lindsay had a bitch-conniption last night and yelled and threw things out her window at some rude ass loud neighbors.

by QueenofDenile March 14, 2011

Haduken Conniption

a fit, or hysteria of rage in which an individual cannot stop repeating the term haduken and doing the hand motions from "Street Fighter"

She won't stop! She's been playing too much street fighter and is having a haduken conniption

by haduken101 January 7, 2010

Conniption

A word me and Tom use.

I was having heart conniptions....

by Uhohspaghettiyo November 9, 2020