conjackulated

Jacked up to the point of being ridonculous. Sometimes used to describe an incredibly ugly person as well.

That chick's face is conjackulated. She best get a nose job soon.

by Jaide Macabre December 9, 2008

Connick

Gaelic word meaning awesome. Current common use is "really really awesome". Also used on the East Coast of North America to tell someone that they are ridiculously good looking.

"I threw a pencil at the ceiling and it stuck"

"they don't call you Connick for nothing!"

by high-five February 2, 2009

conback

the opposite of a comeback. when someone is intelligently inferior to the person they are being served or dissed by they use a conback. it is the most pitiful excuse for a comeback.

for example, replying to a dis with "shut up" or "i know you are but what am i?"

1: you should go back in time and give your mother an abortion
2: shut up!
1: nice conback, shit for brains.

by motoson August 6, 2007

connuck

A kid that draws cats on his dick that will following you around and never say a word. When he does talk it makes everything really awkward.

Joe: "Did you see connuck yesterday"
Mark: "Yeah fuck that dude"

by ILoveCatsOnMyDick May 14, 2018

Conpacker

A male who relies on a gals finances and is a deadbeat.

Yo you better think twice before you hook up with a conpacker. Its gonna always be outta your pocket.

by GypsyNester May 21, 2018

connecktion

Da tethering bond formed by da vertical column of flesh and bone dat's located between your head and da rest of your body.

In "Alice In Wonderland", da hot-tempered Queen Of Hearts was constantly trying to sever da connecktions of any of her subjects who displeased her in some way. Da shrewdly-cautious Cheshire Cat, however, wisely only showed himself from his chin upwards whenever da Queen was around, and so Her Highness's royal executioner claimed to be unable to perform said drastic surgical procedure on said perpetually-grinning feline, since da furry entity's head was da only thing visible to begin with.

by QuacksO April 14, 2022

connacher

if someone has this second name they are probably called fraser, have at least one cat, fraser i'm watching you

euan mckenna: hello fraser connacher
fraser connacher: get out of my walls istg

by euan mckenna May 8, 2022