Conklin 

A fatass bitch who is so unbelievably large that they can’t fit through doorways and cause the ground to shake everytime they walk

God our teacher is a Conklin.

Conklin by Tod bundy April 4, 2024

Conklin Vengeance 

Zacky Vengeance fan; filipino
speaks tagalog/Filipino
Makati
Jan Conklin ''Vengeance'' Edig

Guy: Do you see that guy??
Girl: You mean the guy that's wearing the Avenged Sevenfold hat, shirt, shoes, pants, and has a tattoo of Zacky Vengeance on his upper arm??
Guy: Yea...
Girl: Oh. Yea I see him. He looks like a Conklin Vengeance.
Guy: Oh trust me. He iss!

Conklin Vengeance by ConklinVengeanceFan!!\m/ August 21, 2010

Conklin Look Angle 

A view of a satellite from an antenna that is completely impossible to achieve due to a clearly obvious blockage; such as, a building, tree, mountain, etc.

Yo, Dude, can we get signal on that satellite? Not at all, its a solid Conklin Look Angle.

Conklin Look Angle by JMcKay_USMC September 18, 2021

conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

conklin the lobster by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Max Conklin 

The act of shoving two or more Slim Jims up someone’s pp hole.

Ima Max Conklin this pack of slim Jim’s up my dogs dick.

Max Conklin by Dudbdj March 30, 2019

Randy Conklin 

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.

Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

Randy Conklin by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018

lauren conklin 

DEAD

Guy: Hey,did you see that body hanging from that tree?
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO

lauren conklin by laurensaiddieisthename May 7, 2018