The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.
I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.
By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.
By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...
by Josh McG January 19, 2007
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–adj(used with subject)
The state of being disarranged and uncomfortable with respect to one's clothing
Synonyms: disheveled, discombobulated, rumpled, tousled
Origin:
1990s, Kristinism, first noted in Rockland County, NY
–adj(used with subject)
The state of being disarranged and uncomfortable with respect to one's clothing
Synonyms: disheveled, discombobulated, rumpled, tousled
Origin:
1990s, Kristinism, first noted in Rockland County, NY
by Urbanjester March 31, 2009
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The #1 popular song in Schoolhouse Rock, where the main character is a conductor with a chef's hat that looks more like a pee pee. He teaches viewers about conjunctions (or cuntfucktions?) and humps train cars for a living.
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Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."
Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."
Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
by Ash Money January 4, 2007
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Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
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