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american conjunctivitis

The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.
I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.

By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...
by Josh McG January 19, 2007
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Conjunctified

Con⋅'junc⋅ti⋅fied - Cuhn⋅junc⋅tif⋅eyed

–adj(used with subject)
The state of being disarranged and uncomfortable with respect to one's clothing

Synonyms: disheveled, discombobulated, rumpled, tousled

Origin:
1990s, Kristinism, first noted in Rockland County, NY
"Ugh! this sweater never lays right! I'm all conjunctified!"
by Urbanjester March 31, 2009
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Conjunction Junction

The #1 popular song in Schoolhouse Rock, where the main character is a conductor with a chef's hat that looks more like a pee pee. He teaches viewers about conjunctions (or cuntfucktions?) and humps train cars for a living.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses...
by JeffyFanatic5000 August 27, 2021
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conjunctivitis

Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
"Yucky"
by Ash Money January 4, 2007
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congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
by Giddy73 May 19, 2017
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conjunctivitis

Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".
by jpeterman57 December 5, 2007
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Conjective

A medical condition that is serious and without hope. Terminal
She was dying from conjective heart failure
by Microvalidator June 18, 2016
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