Confuckulated

1) bad
2) confusing

That's confuckulated

by Tara February 16, 2004

Confuculate

To be confused, or confuse someone.

I always get confuculated when it comes to chemistry.

by Ultimate bitch March 20, 2006

confuckulated

1) Completely fouled up; hosed.
2) Complicated beyond any comprehension.

This is the most confuckulated user's manual I've ever read.

by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

conkulate

Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.

Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?

by Ante Up National January 10, 2008

conjulate

Consummation and conversation intertwined.

We spent our mornings conjulating....

Man, its deeper than that fam - we don' just consummate and conversate - we conjulate!

by Cocoa Marcelle February 11, 2017

confutulated

A state of confusion and aggravation.

"You ordered a taco salad with extra sour cream and extra meat?"

"No, I ordered a taco salad with no meat and guacamole."

"Girl, I am confutulated!"

by Ainslie July 9, 2007