If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
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To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass
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To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass
First used by Ezra Klein
Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house.
We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.
We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.
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"Writing to your congresscritters about an issue may seem pointless, but when enough people -- you and your friends and their friends and THEIR friends -- make their voices heard, the congresscritters will realize that their chances of reelection ARE affected by doing the right thing."
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Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
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