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congestive butt failure

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.
by VarietyPerson May 6, 2011
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Consentive

You are caring and ask for someones opinion before acting.
Friend: Hey man, I appreciate for not pushing my limits!
Me: Yea no problem!
Friend: You're so Consentive
by jensenary June 7, 2017
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congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
by Giddy73 May 19, 2017
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Consentientism

A foundationalist societal theory which holds that only a society founded on the fully-informed consent of the individuals involved in the foundation of it is just at foundation and sustainable.
He decided to found a new society on the principles of consentientism.
by Entità Sovrano December 1, 2010
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Cogentive

A fat e-kid that swears he runs the "Fortnite" community and thinks hes tuff because he can boot
Watch out before I get Cogentive in this party to boot you
by Makeoutz May 16, 2019
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Congestive

*walks into door*
wot a congestive wannabe :S:S::S
by loooooooooooolhi October 20, 2008
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consentimental

When shannon agrees to fornicate with you and means it and is also mental.
Shannon and I got consentimental all over her brothers couch
by Barbwire August 30, 2022
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