An overcrowded public high school located in southeast pa. Known for their boys/girls soccer and lacrosse teams, spoiled main line brattiness, the cliques, and drugs. This school is primarily white but with mixed cultures. This school is known for hazing during football season and the “broomstick” incident. Oh, or the feature on fox news about two girls in their car saying the N word. Couldn’t forget parties every holidays and nattys. Most white kids in this school could afford private, but why go to private when you can experience this. School rival? Radnor High School. Also no one will ever feel the pressure of being the top #1 High school of Pennsylvania unless you attend here.
by Cameron Lee7 January 25, 2020
Get the Conestoga High School mug.A school in south central PA more corrupted then Election. Many types of people in this school consist of the following, White kids who talk shit, thots who slept with every guy you know, the Latino group where they don’t speak a lick of English and shout stupid shit in the English hallway. (coencidental? I think not) and of course the Nictoine Pheens who flock to the band room bathroom to rip the freshman’s mango pod. Although the teachers their a some what cool their are a few which will crucify you if you take a 6 min bathroom break. This is Conestoga Valley High School, sounds like fun. Right?
hooker: how old are you?
Boy: 14, why?
Hooker: oh really, my son is 14 and attends Conestoga Valley High School.
Boy: really! Me too I’m a freshman.
Boy: 14, why?
Hooker: oh really, my son is 14 and attends Conestoga Valley High School.
Boy: really! Me too I’m a freshman.
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Get the conoshato mug.A school filled with fake people, white people who try to act tough, black people who are chill for the most part but a few of them are dicks, Latinos who are ok but some can’t speak English, and chill Asians. Everyone there is a nic addict and if u have a juul everyone will ask for it. If u don’t have a six pack ur a bitch. 96% of the school is fake and 2018’s freshman are fucking pricks. Go to a different school if u can. Even solanco or manheim central.
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Get the Conestoga Valley High School mug.my alma mater...as long as i can remember, our slogan has been "welcome to Conestoga High School, where the grades are high, and the kids are higher." also known as Conestoners, and/or Stoga Stoners. i graduated a bit ago but still love that high school in Berwyn, PA, just outside of Philly. when i was there, there were literally no rules, the teachers were super chill, and everyone got along except for the silly fights. most of my fellow alumni are progressive and kind. idk what happened after i left, but when i was there, it was the best high school a lil stoner girl like me could ask for. go Pioneers, class of 2013!
"Oh you went to Stoga, as in Conestoga High School?! You guys really know how to get down. The last Stoga kid i met smoked all my weed and stole my ma's Oxy script! Best day i ever had."
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
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