condone

to have your way with someone or something. Sexually.

Guy#1- Man that girl is smokin hot.
Guy#2- I'd Condone that.

by talking_goat April 8, 2009

Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.

1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!

by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

Slime condensate

Slime condensate is a crafting material in genshin impact, however it has MANY uses to to the fandom, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep it that way.

“Albedo grabbed his slime condensate”

by Jelly-belly-boo July 29, 2021

Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

by Sebubby January 14, 2020

condonlences

The art of double-speak where an organization or individual expresses sorrow at the misfortune of a person or group which they have actively opposed, while simultaneously implying their own moral or political judgment on the party/ies

Radical anti-abortion groups issued condonlences over the murder of Dr. George Tiller.

by jerryjack June 2, 2009

CONdidate

What all modern day political candidates have become.

There's no way I'd vote for that CONdidate Bush again. He's nothing but a con artist.

by William J Wilson January 5, 2009

Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

by Steve Day December 30, 2008