condomsation

The feeling of removing a condom during sex

Dude condomsation was great last night.

by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

by hoboX10 May 24, 2011

Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.

Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."

by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009

Poor man's condominium

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.

Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...

by Jere August 7, 2012

Consolism

The belief that one gaming console is better than another and therefore under no circumstance can be better or as good as that console. This belief usually continues to the games of that console and that even if a game is available for multiple consoles, the version of the console which the person believes to be better is better in all ways than the other console versions.

Person 1: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for the Xbox 360 is better than Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for the PlayStation 3 since the Xbox will always be better than the PlayStation 3.

Person 2: That is consolism.

by Luhta February 16, 2010

condomgasm

This is an unfortunate occurrence where a male ejaculates from repeated attempts to roll a condom on his turgid,periclimactic member. Two conditions are required for this to occur. 1) The male must be hyper-aroused and almost ready to skeet from prolonged foreplay. 2) There needs to be a condition where the male cannot smoothly install the condom such as poor lighting,unfamiliarity with installation process,trying to install under the bed covers,and most commonly from trying to unroll condom backwards.The repeated stroking motion required to unroll the wayward condom is usually sufficient stimulation to surpass the "cum threshold".

I was hurriedly trying to put on a condom with one hand when a condomgasm occurred and I skeeted on my girlfriend's panties.

by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011

mass-marketed non-conformism

Very similar to conformists or popular culture... but actually a subculture of pop. If sixty kids shop at Hot topic then they are mass-marketed non-coformists. They used to listen to Marilyn before he released "AntiChrist Superstar" so they justify that they are not posers. Next gen version of these kids are know described as Scene.

Choir of 13 angst-ridden kiddies singing in unison:
"one is different but there are a million the same!"
After seeing this specticle one realizes...Holy shite!
All Those kids are practicing mass-marketed non-conformism!

by melloncollieowl November 21, 2005