compblumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex whilst your woman drops a deuce. It is a compromise blumpkin; you smell her shit and she blows you.

Rachel ate way too much cheap Mongolian barbecue and was not down to give me a blumpkin. However, she had to take a shit so i stuck my man log in her mouth despite the wretched smell and got me a terrible compblumpkin.

by neljesse August 22, 2008

Coopaloop

Coopaloop, also known as "Poopaloop" or "The Shit Ring" is when a male proceeds to defaecate on a females torso, shaping it into a circle with ones hands. Once the circle is complete, the male then ejaculates into the circle.

To give someone the coopaloop.

by miamiheat09 April 22, 2009

complometer

Scale used to determine the level of complicatedness exhibited by women.
Scales include bit of complomication, stupid complomication, boring complomication, complomication, complete complomication, complete and utter complomication, extreme complomication and WTF??
To be used in conjunction with the bastometer

after a little thought he rated her as complete and utter complomication on the complometer

by liz and claire October 1, 2007

Chompalompas

A complex gene which can only be located in every second generation of the great humanitarian gifts.A chompa is therefore only found in men which signifies for their greatness in their later lives.Chompalompas is like the avatar which is the power is a reencarnation of a powerful tool.The chompalian gene builds the glands of the penis.Reports and close studies over the years have shown that the chompalompas develops from the ages 5-19 and it is at it's largest at age 20.The chompalian gene cannot be genetically engineered but only can be inherited.Thus the Chompalompas size ranges from 7 cm to 20 cm in a lifetime.The Chompalompas is well known for it's killing abilities where it stretches the fibromuscules of the vagina into ripping and tearing apart thus leading to death of bleeding.

Chuck Norris
Mr.T
Sebastian Bach
and many other Avatars of this great spectale of Chompalompas

by The 7th Chompalompas October 23, 2011

Complomply

1) adj. A bad situation

2) verb. When TrySuperSized gets gaslighted

That's complomply

by werhjknhdrtjklmfhjkndrk June 21, 2025

Complumpy

This is used to describe someone who is grumpy and is complaining too much.It originated from a girl who was describing her boyfriend.

"your such a damn complumpy, shut up!"

by Kelley M March 3, 2005

bompalomp

when a person has reached obesity and beyond.

dont nobody care about that big ol' fat bompalomp!

by D~RO October 9, 2008