negative-commodity

noun

Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.

All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.

by Baron Neville October 1, 2016

commodify

verb
To turn into a commodity; has a dehumanizing effect.

Prostitution commodifies women's bodies.

Dating shows commodify people and relationships.

As soon as I get out of college, the capitalist system will commodify my knowledge.

by euphoniouseyes April 14, 2008

Hot commodity

Hot commodity: someone who is hot at the moment and everyone wants to get with

Sarah is such a hot commodity right now, all the boys want her

by YEETUSSKEETUS95 August 31, 2018

commonism

commonism, is an idealology which in contrast to the ideology of Communism, which is an economical entity controlled by the economical elite, and is a Socialist entailment. Instead makes reference to a social order, whereby the mentioned institutions are in direct control of the common man citizen body within a society and not the corporate economical and political elite. The social order in question is comprised exclusively of all citizens within a society, who are not members of the economical or political elite ( The Establishment elite ), the average and ordinary common citizen body.

commonism, is the solution for the combating of political and economical elitism, and consequently, the alleviating and curtailing of corruption and greed from within the economical and political fabric of a society.

by Baron Neville June 27, 2016

commodian

a person who always tells crappy jokes, usually at the most inopportune time.

Steevus always tries to humor us, but he always ends up sounding like a commodian.

by joel blatnicky July 30, 2007

commodian

Someone who excels at toilet humor.

That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Hot Commodity

Something that is in such a high demand, there's a low supply of whatever it is. Something almost everyone wants.

"iPhones are such a hot commodity, everyone wants one but I can never seem to get my hands on one!"

by mmilliee August 17, 2009