comet droppings

Comet nuclei are loose collections of ice, dust and small rocky particles, and leave a trail of debris behind them. Comet droppings are the dirty piles of snow and ice compacted by plows that starts off white but eventually becomes grungier as it melts down to reveal dirty, gravel, cigerette butts, and other debris when the tempurature rises

Once the sun came out and thawed the compacted snow on the curbs, the streets were lined with comet droppings.

by Kahoki February 13, 2009

Comphet

Comphet stands for “compulsory heterosexuality.” It has it’s own definition on Wikipedia or whatever, and that’s generally correct, but not entirely.

Comphet is a term generally used in lesbian circles that refers to when a lesbian is led to think that she’s attracted to men. This can manifest in her also knowing she’s into women, and thinking she’s bi, or her not even recognizing she’s into women, and thinking she’s straight. This experience can be hard for them to go through.

This happens to gay men to an extent as well, but not nearly as often or strongly.

Person 1: Why did you date Boy? You’re a lesbian, right?
Lesbian: Oh, that was just comphet.

by Foster-Florence October 28, 2020

comphet

Short for “compulsory heterosexuality.” This is “the idea that heterosexuality is assumed and enforced by a patriarchal society. This refers to the idea that heterosexuality can be adopted by people regardless of their personal sexual preferences from Wikipedia.”

Friend 1: I know I’m only attracted to girls, but I’ve been weirdly obsessed with Chris Hemsworth lately.

Friend 2: Sounds like a comphet crush to me.

by writer1564 March 11, 2018

Overwatch Competitive

When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer

overwatch competitive, goodluck winning........

by dr loserfruit June 5, 2018

red comet

The Red Comet is a nickname to an ace Zeon piolet in the anime cartoon "Mobile Suit Gundam". He real name is Char.

"Is that the Red Comet"
"Char!"

by Mike A June 17, 2004

Competition psychosis

An altered state experienced by participants and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. It can occur before, during, and after the event. Face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing competition psychosis.

Dude 1: Can't believe how those refs were cheating my boys.

Dude 2: They lost by 40.

Dude 1: The refs hated us.

Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.

by DDJudge December 18, 2012

comphet crush

google what comphet is first and then come back.

When a lesbian has a platonic crush on a guy due to their compulsory heterosexuality (comphet). Normally it’s a celebrity or a fictional character who they will never meet and that they know they will never actually have a relationship with.

“oh my god have you seen dylan o’brien??? he’s so hot.”
“wait aren’t you a lesbian tho?”

“yeah he’s just my comphet crush, i would never actually date him”

by kidkwhatname2uselol May 16, 2021