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blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. Typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.
Joe: Last night sucked man. Blanket confusion kept me up for so long...
Matt: Sucks to suck!
by gtg01 March 25, 2012
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Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009
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coonfusion

Condition affecting white male youth that turns them into wiggers; a loss of identity that the subject is in fact a white male from the upper class, not a black male from the lower east side.
There seems to be a lot of coonfusion going around in Roseville these days...
by Banky May 27, 2004
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Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...
Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury
by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011
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i am confusion

A phrase saying that you are confused used in a simi popular internet meme.
(Hears a confusing theory on 9/11) . I am confusion.
by Sober calvin February 26, 2017
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confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.
I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.
by wbcjshi February 3, 2010
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Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.
Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...
by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011
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