Comteli

A comteli ( com tell e) is a unskilled person, and works poorly.

I hired a guy but he was just a comteli.

by Kill yourselves September 6, 2018

De-Loused in the Comatorium

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.

De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.

by RoxJ September 29, 2008

cobate

To engage in mutual masturbation while in close proximity.

The two of us cobated last night and had simultaneous orgasms.

by amazingnachos May 26, 2009

Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

camateur

An amateur webcam whore.

Last night I got a bunch of chicks naked on cam. It was a sweet camateur show.

Sarah? She's just a camateur.

by Wardrich December 14, 2006

Comatose

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

by valoem December 9, 2004

Coates

The most dominant of all types of people. Well versed and extremely good-looking. Humorous by nature with a desire to party.

"I was feeling so proud of myself, I felt like a Coates!"
"The room was so nice, it was fit for a Coates."
"The lion king was the Coates of the pride."

by thedictionary.com February 4, 2010