Working for the complaint department can cause Colonispy. or "equal opportunity employers are allowed to fire you if diagnosed by a licensed physician as suffering from Colonispy"
by Frisky1525 April 28, 2010
Get the Colonispy mug.1. Group of people whose one goal in life is to be "cool" and popular.
2. There is a profound overrepresentation of daddy's little girls and boys using their parents money to be "cool"
They are characterized by a lack of higher values, ambition and life goals beyond bragging about material possessions on social media and getting drunk to the point of drunkenness at "cool" parties.
2. There is a profound overrepresentation of daddy's little girls and boys using their parents money to be "cool"
They are characterized by a lack of higher values, ambition and life goals beyond bragging about material possessions on social media and getting drunk to the point of drunkenness at "cool" parties.
- Look! They just started their first job and they've already taken out a loan for a Mercedes.
- Don't worry they are coolnists their dad will pay it off for them
- Don't worry they are coolnists their dad will pay it off for them
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Q. What have you been up to?
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...
by shirtliftah April 28, 2010
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Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
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British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!
British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!
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