Working for the complaint department can cause Colonispy. or "equal opportunity employers are allowed to fire you if diagnosed by a licensed physician as suffering from Colonispy"
by Frisky1525 April 28, 2010
Get the Colonispy mug.A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.
"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."
by Spiffeee June 9, 2009
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co•lon'i•pop
(noun)
1- Something given to someone to sooth them when they have expelled something that has been kept inside building up pressure, real or metaphorically speaking.
2- A piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick that is held in the hand while the anus is licked.
3- A buttplug.
4- A lollipop given to someone after they receive a colonic.
(noun)
1- Something given to someone to sooth them when they have expelled something that has been kept inside building up pressure, real or metaphorically speaking.
2- A piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick that is held in the hand while the anus is licked.
3- A buttplug.
4- A lollipop given to someone after they receive a colonic.
1- "After he wasted 30 minutes of my time by telling me about his trouble with the DPT, I offered him a colonipop."
by T.bias, Kraquehaus Productions October 29, 2007
Get the colonipop mug.Colonisti is an extremely interesting and beautiful place in Mangalia (Romania). Usually different species of animals are found here. For example bombardieri, coarde, varu and others. If you don't want to get home there is the perfect place u can disappear. I recommend! There is where i found the best varu!
by dumb bitch named Bianca November 17, 2020
Get the Colonisti mug.(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.
Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
by TittySmack September 4, 2016
Get the Colon Colonisation mug.Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
by MCSpammer November 11, 2022
Get the Keyboard Colonist mug.For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).
by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009
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