Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003

Colonel Sanders

Founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes.

Colonel Sanders is god.

by Daniel Santo October 17, 2003

Colonel Sanders

A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".

His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.

Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window*
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"

by "Pij", "Cock" & "Bac'cie" January 1, 2009

Colonel Sanders

When a guy blows his load on his partner's face (male or female) leaving a white mustache and goatee.

The dude ripped off the rubber and blew his load on her face, leaving her with a Colonel Sanders!

by JustMac July 23, 2008

Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm

Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!

by that guy January 27, 2005

Colonel Sanders

much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.

Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken"

by RyaChu April 26, 2011

Colonel Sanders

a gray pubic hair

I was trimming my ball fro and noticed a couple colonel sanders hiding in the rough.

by Popeye July 9, 2015