Large Hardon Collider

When two or more dudes touch their boners together.

"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"

"No Justin, I'm not a fag"

by Strasse October 10, 2010

Penis collider

A newton's cradle consisting of only 2 giant dicks that mash together. This results in the atomic creation of big dick energy

Chad's penis collider has become unstable, he is creating too much big dick energy.

by Doonutt December 14, 2019

giant hard on collider

When two blokes get naked and put on glow in the dark condoms, turn the lights off and have sword fights with their cocks.

Hay guys, how about we have a game of giant hard on collider? I’m gonna smash you up with my luminous cock sword.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

Collegie

High school student, usually a sophomore or junior, who visits college campuses periodically throughout the year. They are usually accompanied by parents and younger siblings and travel in small groups. They invade dining halls, bookstores, libraries and gyms. Collegies are characterized by sense of displacement and bewilderment. The brave ones will ask for directions, but most of them stand around with parents looking stupid.

Today at the dining hall there were three groups of Collegies that were wandering around aimlessly.

by Charger 69 & Patches February 1, 2010

collide

Reality show term (apparently) meaning to scare the living hell out of a famous pop star and cause her to increase her personal security detail.

"Remember, Nicki Menaj, you and I are gonna do a collide!"

"Crap, Joe! American Idol sure has some freakyshit on that show!"

by bukowsky January 18, 2013

Large Hadron Collider

It's a series of tubes.

They're firing up the Large Hadron Collider today! Gonna smash some particles!

Oh shi-

by brapitan October 26, 2008

Collide

1. When two objects smack into one another.

2. An incredibly good goth / industrial band, who make sensual, beautiful music. Discover at www.collide.net

1. The car collided with the wall.

2. This new Collide album has made me do a merry little dance in it's honour.

by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004