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Colleen Ballinger

Colleen Ballinger is a YouTuber, comedian, actress, singer, writer, manipulator, and narcissist. Ballinger is best known for her annoying character Miranda Sings on "Haters Back Off." She tours with a live show that allows her to victimize and embarrass her audience. She has been accused of being inappropriate with children, more specifically in her group chat "Colleney's Weenies." Ballinger communicated with minors about sexual positions, and other inappropriate subjects. Adam McIntyre filed a police report and posted a video describing how Colleen manipulated him into free labor, groomed him, and gaslit him. She also sent him lingerie in the mail, then she tried to say it was a joke taken out of context. Another victim, Becky (16 years old at the time), is in a newly resurfaced Twitter/TikTok video; Colleen is standing over the girl, Becky was lying on her back. The teen was asked to participate in a "yoga challenge" in which Colleen pushed the girl's legs apart and a fart noise is played.

Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.
Person 1: "What is the name of that super annoying chick who is in that stupid 'Haters Back Off' show?"
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."
by Just an Average Jess June 30, 2023
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A girl who will do anything for you, Will help you through depression. She has her ups and downs, but will always be by your side. She's socially active but naughty at times. she will always try to make you laugh even when your sad. She is very beautiful but will never believe it, she is outgoing and active and enjoys the memories of true friends, she's loveable and adorable and WILL Always stick with you to the very end.
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Colleen is a very intimidating and special girl. Colleen is no ordinary girl, she is very outgoing but can also be reserved! Colleen can be the sweetest girl you will ever meet! but don't get on her bad side. She can also be very sensitive when she feels offended. Colleen is also very smart and loyal and will stand up for what she believes and isnt afraid to say what she feels! Colleen is also a very good kisser and can get any boy wrapped around her finger! she is very spontaneous and beautiful inside and out! With a name like Colleen, a unique name calls for a unique girl! there is no other girl like Colleen. If you have a relationship with her, dont screw it up. Colleen hates drama and selfishness, she believes in telling the truth and being blunt. whether it hurts of not. she can also be extremely funny and makes just about anyone laugh! she's a popular girl, has lots of friends but keeps her best friends the closest. Everyone pretty much loves her, she's rarely ever hated by anyone! Colleen is interdependent and determined! she does not give. So dont give up on her.
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To be chilled and ready for the world and life
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Colleen Ballinger

Child abusing youtuber who is Supposedly not a groomer, just a loser
Colleen Ballinger : I am not a Groomer, Just a Loser
A: Damn bitch shut the fuck up
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Colleen Ballinger

Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele player and singer who was born in Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her hit song "hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".

Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.

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by EEPIC July 14, 2023
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Colleen is the most amazing you'll ever meet in your life, and she's also lovingly adorable. She's there by your side, day and night, rain or shine, or even if you have the worst days of your life. She's there, no matter what. She's smart, she's random, she's interesting, she's just overall amazing in every corner, and every segment of her personality. She's also very smart, and can't be fooled. She's nice, and tries her best at anything, even if it's possible or not. She's one in infinity, not even the most prettiest/smartest/amazing girl in the world can compare Colleen, because she's a billion times better than them. She loves to cuddle, and once you cuddle with her, you'll never want to let go, because she's the best thing that will ever happen in your life. Every time you walk into a crowded room with a Colleen, you can't help but smile that each person would be staring at you with great jealousy. Once you lose a Colleen, you better pray and hope everyday that you'll see her, and be with her. Just a glimpse of a Colleen can leave you breathless.
Colleen, without you, my whole heart would shatter in a million pieces. I'd take you back in a heart beat, even if putting my whole heart together piece by piece.
by whitecords August 7, 2009
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