coiler

a long coiling excrement

"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

Chris Cooley

one of the best tight ends in the NFL who plays for the Washington Redskins. Chris Cooley typically owns anyone who covers him and his hair is sweet (no homo). He also got with two Redskins cheerleaders before marrying one of them (total baller hes a beast). Chris Cooley is also known as CAPTAIN CHAOS

fan- dude, did you see Cooley tear it up yesterday?
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him

Chris Cooley=Beast

by aoaoao August 12, 2008

Three Ring Coiler

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times

You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

by jorgorthebarbarian August 23, 2009

double coiler

A very long bowel movement that is layered in the toilet bowl at least twice around without breaking.

"Dude, you gotta come and see this double coiler I just laid down. It's a work of ass art!"

by The Beev October 2, 2007

COOLEY BOY

A man that likes to have (ANAL) Cooley sex with women.

My Friend Seth is a real cooley boy with the ladies!

by VINNY TUFANO November 22, 2007

The Conley

Hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray in a cafeteria or mess hall. Can be any kind of tray, metal or plastic, but it most effective when it breaks or shatters on impact.

Dude that guy just came up to pick a fight with Chad, but he put The Conley on his ass.

by dmanfolife1337 March 7, 2008

thomas cooley

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.

hes a thomas cooley

by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018