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coffinized

The act or process of being put into a coffin.
Often used in gaming in place of "RIP" or "ripe"

Commonly used when someone dies or something tragic happens.
Man 1: "Squaddd, put em' in a coffin"
Man 2:"Shit man! He was just coffinized!"
by encrypted February 14, 2015
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coffining

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".
A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.
by LordViper January 4, 2016
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the coffin

Similar to a keg stand, 'the coffin' is performed by falling back into supporting arms while someone lifts your legs in the air. A third individual dispenses beer through the tap into person performing the act's mouth, arms must be crossed in corpse like manner to be considered the coffin.
Did you see the coffin Jonny did at the party yesterday, he was so drunk the beer must have gone straight to his brain!
by universaldonkey November 13, 2007
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coffinous

SLEEP IN YOUR OWN DEATH WAKE IN YOUR OWN SLEEP
WHEN YOU COFFINOUS ABOUT IT, LIVEN YOUR DEATH DIEING YOUR DREAM,
by GENBOO JAMES ANDERSON November 25, 2013
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Coffin

A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.
My mom wanted to buy a coffin but my dad would let her.
by Joe Iron February 15, 2008
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a coffin

An 18 pack of Billy Mavs. Known as ‘a coffin’ because by the time you’re finished you might aswell be dead.
“Oi cunt what’re you drinking tonight?”
“Oh nah I just snagged a coffin from the powehouse”
by js1207 August 14, 2019
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Coffin

A box we put dead people in, we all end up in coffins one day. Or in a matchbox either way it’s all good.
Me: Mom buy me a new fucking coffin
Mom: I just bought you a new one yesterday your going through those things like mad
Me: those roaches in the yard need proper burials
Mom: those weren’t roaches they were small children
by GMS sufferer December 27, 2019
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