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Coffin

A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.
My mom wanted to buy a coffin but my dad would let her.
by Joe Iron February 16, 2008
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Coffin

A box they put all the coma corpses in.
"Hey how much did that coffin cost?"
"I don't fucking know, I'm dead!"
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022
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Coffin

A place where the coffin dancers play with a dead body
by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022
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Coffin

Sexual act where one party lays flat on end of bed and the other partner stands over while receiving oral pleasure from the other party
by Tronamious May 12, 2023
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Coffin

1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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coffin guys

a group of 4 or 6 people holding a coffin which is supposed to be you after stepping on a lego or stubbing your toe. it is the new hot meme that anyone could laugh at. much comedy
me: steps on lego

coffin guys: dancing intensifies
by toss boy is god April 16, 2020
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coffin sex

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.
A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.
by un-named August 29, 2006
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