coffeedence

The sudden burst of confidence, focus, or creativity one experiences during or immediately following the consumption of coffee/caffeine.

"Holy shit, I’ve never seen Bob give such a good presentation. He on drugs or something?"

"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."

by wordmaestro August 3, 2012

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coffeetramp

A individual who cannot escape the rigours of the day without dipping his tongue in that sweet black bean flavour.

"The way that guy's working this week, he'll be a coffeetramp by the end of it."

by Nathaniel Jones November 6, 2003

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Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).

'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.

"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."

by towhee March 1, 2010

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Coffeetabled

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

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CoffTea

CoffTea represents one of the many errors in the seemingly simple task of preparing instant coffee. It takes the form of luke warm, grey-brown liquid, and on tasting, could be either tea or coffee. It's impossible to tell. Even complex chemical analysis performed by very clever people wearing lab coats would throw up a blank on cofftea.

My grandmother made me a delicious cup of cofftea.

by Bluetongue April 16, 2010

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