Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005

cockmonkey

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.

Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

Grumps - imforums.com admin.

by Wayne King November 15, 2004

cowmonkey

It is a odd and frightful combination of a cow and a monkey. It usually pwns t3h nubzors in the face, with an axe.

Wow that cowmonkey pwned that nubzor... with an axe!

by The Cowmonkey Expert July 22, 2007

chodeamonkey

a derogatory word used towards an individual displaying incompetents and or idiotic behavior

John is a chodeamonkey for wrecking his car.

by Daniel Kittrell February 9, 2007

codemonkeys

An awesome tv show on G4 tv.

I'm going to watch codemonkeys.

by whore lover May 3, 2008

chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

by barrycheeko July 7, 2006