cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

Cocktopus

The act of receiving eight dicks at once.

"Did you hear the Helen had a cocktopus with eight midgets last night?"

by rhyme_masta_123 April 20, 2015

Cocktopuss

The transformation that a gay man undergoes upon having a sex change near any beach-side gay community.

Looks like Philipe changed his cock to a puss. Lets go swimming. (jeez christ) He has a huge Cocktopuss.

by OLDCORNTOOTH February 24, 2009

cactopus

Mythical or supposed hybid amphibious octopus with fur and a cat's head.

Horace, 1676; "I comme apon theyt Cactopus inne theyt wooden acrye, half inne-to brookye, tenntacyles waveyt."

by M. A. J. November 9, 2006

Choctopus

Kristi Anus. Commonly refered to as a large gaping hole. Very Large. Abnormally.

I want to have sex with Kristis Choctopus!

by fdsakjadfsdfsjadfsjfdsakjfadsj August 10, 2010

cactopus

When a girl hasn't shaved her pubes in a short while and they end up stubby and spikey.

I picked up a girl last night and she had a cactopus. After some hot sex I looked down and I was bleeding excessively

by Jake Huang June 24, 2006

cocktopus

When a girl is surrounded by 8 cocks at once. Usually in a circle around the girl.

Dude, me and 7 other guys just gave this girl a cocktopus! It was fucking awesome!

by bigpimp741 April 2, 2008