cock of pepperoni

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni

Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

by Philadelphia Collins February 14, 2015

Cosby Cock

When you can't quite remember something but it's on the tip of your tongue.

Person 1-"I can't remember ,.......but it's on the tip of my tongue"
Person 2 "that's the Cosby Cock"

by Mcnowski February 15, 2017

Cock Mute

The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.

I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.

by SleeplessInSyracuse August 20, 2013

Cock a doodle doodoo

Anal sex with an unclean partner.

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Cock-up Cascade

A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."

by Father Gascoigne January 17, 2017

Lunch Cock

Means a hot dog

Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.

by lockenload23 June 5, 2016

cock cream

Smegma, or milky slime beneath foreskin.

If you're uncircumsised and want a blowjob, you might do well to skim off the cock cream.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021