coochone

An absent-minded idiot. Often said by Italian-Americans/Italian-Canadians

Look at this coochone, he's doing 50 in a 70!

Where did this coochone learn how to drive?

Madonna mia! What a fucking coochone.

by gagootz87 December 7, 2010

Cocoughoney

1.a)Whispering sweet nothings into the wind hoping or not hoping that the message or blurb does or doesn't fall on or off deaf ears.
2.b)Flat out flabbergasted.

What was you said that you cocoughoney?

by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017

reverse cocooner

the opposite of a cocooner. it is when a person starts out as an ugly child and then becomes attractive when they get older.

"your sister was such an ugly child"
"yeah but look at her now"
"damn! she's hot now. what the hell happened?"
"yeah...she's a reverse cocooner."

by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009

cochones

latin american word for gay

cochones!

by Sneth March 22, 2009

cocooner

a person that started out as a good looking child and looked like they would continue to look good but then loses their cuteness at some point and is not attractive anymore later on in life

"aaaw he was such a cute child!"
"yeah its too bad he's a cocooner..."
"oh my god i know. how unfortunate"

by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009

cockophoney

the harsh discordant mixture of sounds coming from a woman faking orgasm.

The cockophoney from the apartment next to mine was proof that my neighbor is not the playa he thinks he is.

by Queen of Irreverence December 7, 2012