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Cockcentrate

When you concentrate at a hot girl to make yourself hard, to create affection towards your penis using your mind.
I saw a hot girl at school, i cockcentrated on her when i got back home.
by Schuman Heinrick June 30, 2010
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cookmentary

Start your cookmentary as I start cooking lasagna, I want to put it on YouTube!
by Kalp007 March 31, 2015
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cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
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cockcentric

Centered or focused around male genitalia.
The porno had two girls and one guy, but it was still very cockcentric.
by Joe Camp January 10, 2006
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Cocksmeat Sandvich

1. Another way of referring to the male genitalia.

2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.

3. A dish best served cold.
Adam: "Bro, how did things go with Jen last night?"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"
by ackid82 March 19, 2010
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Cockmeat Breath

A condesending little cock-sucking douchebag in pastry school. He thinks his cakes are awesome but in reality he is amazingly awful. Likes to pick fights with two of the most badass bitches ever because he is jealous that he cannot be as baller as they are.

Oh, and his breath smells like he just had a cockmeat sammich for lunch.
1) He is such a cockmeat breath, did you see the cake he made?

2) Did you see what happened to cockmeat breath's sugar centerpiece? damn thing was ashamed and jumped right off the table!
by ballerbitchX June 13, 2011
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Sockumentation

(noun) the act of putting something hard in a sock and hitting a customer with it because the did not read the documentation
This one did not read the manual. I need to provide some Sockumentation.
by DenUrandom May 4, 2020
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