cocksure

premature assumption of the complete and utter truth in one's thoughts, opinions, and actions. Cocking your gun with no ammo. Gunning your cock at anything that moves.

Regina, whose conjectural advances on others may seem overwhelmingly cocksure, occasionally comes to a veritable climax of intuition.

by plan bee February 15, 2010

Cockturnal

Someone who only jerks off at night

"Hey Dan what are you doing tonight?"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"

by Hugh Janis26 June 25, 2016

cocksure

A feeling of confidence, superiority, greatness, and swagger only obtained by pure animals. This "attitude " or "lifestyle" in fact has absolutely nothing to do with the size of one's penis, but is more a way of life for wildmen.

Frat guy #1:"Boy Larry is really killing it with the ladies tonight!"

Frat guy #2:"Yeah, I know! He's such a cocksure wildman!"

by Uncle Larry January 27, 2010

Handy Cocktree

When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.

Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!

by disorca July 19, 2010

cockturd

A turd shaped like a dick that gives you the overwhelming urge to want to suck it off.

I'm sucking on a turd like I'm sucking dick; couple chunks o' shit dangling under it. Thats the cockturd song!

by jbud66 March 2, 2008

cocksure

to be very very sure, so sure that you'd bet you cock on it. From the classic British novel, Heart of Gayness

I was cocksure that I had failed that english test horribly

by tom wage September 14, 2003

Cocktreat

A woman who is very pleasing to the cock!

Also, can describe an total dumbass who is so stupid/annoying that they don't deserve to live.

Oh man look at that cocktreat with the perfect tits!
The misses I was with last night was a real cocktreat!

That piece of shit we met last week at the party was such a damn cocktreat.

by Sauncunt October 25, 2009