Cockermouth

1)A town in cumbria it sucks ass mostly but i like it.
2)put a cock in a mouth

lets go to cockermouth cos i like it

by Spongey bob October 2, 2006

cocktractor

A woman or man (hopefully not) who will work for dick.

Joel you're such a fucking cocktractor.

by The fucking man September 21, 2008

Cocktrumpeter

1. One who so vigorously pleases the cock with one's mouth, that the receiver of this act does nothing but emit high-pitched screams of pleasure, not unlike the sound of a trumpet in the upper register.

"Constance is a first-chair Cocktrumpeter."

by Beefy Phil January 6, 2008

cockroot

the roots of a cock. the choda, the balls, and all the other plumbing.

shut up matt or i'll rip out your cockroot.

can also be used as an insult itself such as, "you stupid cockroot".

by daniel jones June 23, 2006

cocktrump

To steal (or borrow) a woman who is in a relationship with someone else, because she wants a larger penis, and/or superior sexual prowess.

No matter who you are, there's always someone out there who can cocktrump you, so remember that all women are whores before you go falling in love with one.

by leppa polkky June 1, 2011

Cockermouth

A town in England with a very unfortunate name. A cock is slang for a penis, and, well yeah...

Let's go to Cockermouth!
...Why are you running?

by Blockly806 November 24, 2021

cockmouthed

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties

Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!

by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006