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Cocktosser

A guy known for tossing his cock at every piece of pussy that walks through the door. Usually riddled with STD's, Cocktossers get laid so often that they will eventually turn gay or start raping sea animals.
Tommy's such a cocktosser, I called dibs on that asian chick that he's currently fucking in the bathroom.
by milflips December 9, 2010
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Cocktosis

When your dick is shoved between your own ass cheecks.Almost like a "cameltoe".
Ugh,shit my dick is in between my ass,this cocktosis hurts.
by Bodom AsSid January 2, 2009
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Cockromise

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, but she doesn't, so she gives you a blowjob or handjob instead.

Like compromise, but involving sex.
Hun, since you don't want to have sex tonight, can we agree to cockromise?
by The Cockmeister November 20, 2017
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cockhorse

Toy :)
I ride my COCKHORSE to go to school.
by Herasmus June 15, 2022
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cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.
Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.
by bateworld September 12, 2022
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cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.
Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.
by bateworld October 30, 2022
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