Cocktit

Someone who is intensly disliked and/or hated. Must be used in an English accent. Can be used for things as well as people

George Bush is a Cocktit
Gordon Brown is also a Cocktit
You're acting like a real Cocktit right now
Luke is a Cocktit

by Definitely Not Rassem October 16, 2007

Cocklisp

When a person attempts to talk with a penis inserted in their mouth or sounds like they have a penis in mouth when speaking.

That lady sounded like she had a cocklisp.

by Noicore June 23, 2010

Cockis (Cock ees)

Hilarious thing to call khakis when wearing no underwear.

Carl... Dude when I farted I accidentally sharted so I had to ditch my undies.

Max... Sounds like those those khakis became Cockis (Cock ees)

by Ofresh February 22, 2019

Cocktus

A small cactus plant that looks like a cock. Daithi de Nogla came up with it in a GMod Scary Maps vid in 2015

Danny: I love my new cactus
Frank: Ha it looks like a cocktus. Get it cuz it looks like a cock😂

by Julius_Caesar June 7, 2016

cockist

One who plays the cock like a flute. Generally referring to someone who is homosexual.

Micheal is such a cockist.

by Zach McKinnis April 30, 2006

Cockpiss

A Cockpiss is an irritating individual who is unaware of their status. Cockpiss's can most frequently be found in bars and pubs, usually standing at the end of the bar making 'friendly banter' with the staff, and attempting to impress anyone who should come within eight feet of them with made up knowledge. The Cockpiss (whichever gender) has an insatiable appetite for attention. A Cockpiss will never back down when it comes to knowledge on any given subject, even if they know nothing about it. A Cockpiss has an uncanny ability to fabricate his or her own life experiences when it comes to scoring points from the subject of his/her focus. Cockpiss's have a tendancy to ridicule you about your 'lack of knowledge' on the subject of the situation, even if everyone else who may be involved knows that you do indeed know more. Cockpiss's are generally harmless, often friendly and possessing more bark than bite. But beware, a Cockpiss loves nothing more than to gossip about their friends/peers/enemies/complete strangers. Never divulge personal information to a Cockpiss, as it won't stay personal for long. A Cockpiss can display involuntary Troll tendancies, should they be indulged and taken seriously. The best defense against a Cockpiss is to nod, smile, and let them talk. They soon get bored and move onto their next victim.

"Your friend is talking shit again, he's never even heard of that band!" "Yeah I know, don't take him too seriously, he's a Cockpiss." "A Cockpiss? Ah, I thought so, but you shoulda told me bro! Haha!"

by rahtedpumpclart February 24, 2012

Cocktus

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.

He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.

by McMunchie April 13, 2008