Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012

cocktapus

a person with eight penises

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus

by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

Cockamuss Prime

The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.

He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.

Cristian you sure look like the old cockamuss prime(copyright)

by MojoJojo76 January 5, 2010

cockpussy

The "pussy" at the end of one's cock. dickhole

Hey bro, you see that thing on the end of you dick?" "Uhh yeah, my dickhole?" "No dude it looks more like a little pussy to me... I know! Let's call it a cockpussy!

by A-Twain12345 November 16, 2010

Cockpuss

A person that sucks and blows at the same time.

Jeremy is a real cockpuss.

by Morbo January 10, 2004

Cactapussy

When a girls pubic hair is as prickly as the thorns in a cactus.

Yo bro. I went down on this girl last night and she had hella Cactapussy.

by Dabbin on Em July 19, 2016